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Thursday, May 31, 2012I don't think Anlene will be knocking on our doors with high-calcium milk endorsement deals anytime soon.First, I broke my collarbone in November. Let's just say that always finishing last in Daytona should have served as foreshadowing of sorts. My quadbiking stint during that Phuket trip where I bulldozed into the bushes way too often for my liking should also have rang some alarm bells, but they didn't. And hence...  But that's old news. The ol' collarbone is now fully healed, but somehow the Orthopedic Department never seems to run out of business. Ladies and gentlemen, there is now one more person to give up your seat to on the MRT!  Still so sassy. The same cannot be said for me. When my collarbone was still broken, I was contemplating how long I could go without bathing cos it was damn mafan and painful doing it with only one arm. After leaving my hair unwashed for one and a half days, I then concluded that I was going to start attracting flies and subsequently improved on my hygiene HAHA. It's one thing to be left on the shelf past the expiry date, but letting the mold grow (this may have taken on a literal meaning if I continued postponing my bath) is taking it a bit too far la hor. Since  I think the skeletal damage that the fracture caused also extended to her funny bone, because she actually laughed very hard (and clapped and hit the table) upon hearing my stupid joke. Beu: Ya I'm allergic to alcohol. Me: She doesn't get HIGH, she gets HIVES. HAHAHAHAHAHA At that point I started laughing my disgusting laughter, and there was a lot of table slamming and clapping on Cel's part. Chlo and Beu just looked at us judgingly and I think there may have been a "THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY," but I couldn't hear it amidst all the table-hitting. Beu might also have had the urge to hit something, but I think it might have been my face. She's one to judge. Chlo: Beu, how's your Mum ah? Beu: Aiyah she's weird as ever. Chlo: Menopause already right? Beu: No I think finish already. ... Me: What? I was very busy being judgmental, but still had time to notice Chlo the med student start hyperventilating. Chlo: YOU DON'T FINISH MENOPAUSE. Cel: So you think our period stops then when we are 90 years old it starts again is it?!  Sunday, May 27, 2012Blogging used to be quite a big part of my life. I started using blogspot when I was 13, and stopped when I was 19 because I got lazy (and because some random aunties had random access and it was too random for my liking). To prevent that situation, I've now decided to decrease the size of holes in my filter so that I can be quite public about my blog, so
HELLO, AUNTIES! Welcome
to my brog.
Reading through my previous posts,
though, made me realize that I miss writing about the funny, the thoughtful, the
happy, and the not-so-happy. So I'm back to blogging again, and here's hoping
that I keep to it! *fingers
crossed*
For now, here's a little intro...
Things that I Used to Blog About
1) My new pet
turtle
Lovingly donated by Chris after he
killed the other one and realized that he was incapable of sustaining reptilian
lives
2) How I cured my new turtle of a lung infection
3) How I almost
deprived a classmate of future Father’s Day celebrations because of a very
ill-aimed (or well-aimed kick, depending on how you look at it)
4) How I landed
myself in trouble
From run-ins with the Senior
Minister’s gurkhas to scoldings from my Mum after she ended up swallowing the
eraser dust that I put into the fridge (long story)
5) My funny
friends and our hilarious antics
Like how I put raw cabbage into
Beu's bag at a steamboat restaurant when she wasn't looking, and how the twelve
of us threw a surprise party for Becky's 17th birthday in a public toilet at
Kopitiam. We may all be hitting the age when we can saunter into Golden
Village and watch an R-rated film as ‘Adults’, but I assure you that our
childishness will continue.
6) Quotes and
Conversations
Example 1:
Me: So are you still going to the U of Iowa?
Samuel: No lah it's ulu
Winston: Yah and don't you have to learn the language?
*A definitive did-he-just-say-that pause*
Samuel: ... They speak English.
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Winston: Oh I thought it was in France! STOP LAUGHING *throws
menu at me*
Example 2:
Me: She got into the University of Kuala Lumpur!
Beu: Oh where's
that at? Kuala Lumpur?
7) Pictures  Those dorks, clearly blending in with the locals on our Phuket Trip in 2009 One Thing that You should Know about my Blogging History
My two blogs turned into porn sites
after being hacked into (hence revolutionizing what it meant for viewers to
keep abreast of what was going on in my life)
If you're wondering why my previous posts have disappeared though
my blog address remains the same, I've actually decided to wipe the slate clean
and start afresh (again, Hello Aunties!) My previous posts brought back lots of
memories, but I since I'm starting anew, I don't want my blog to be laden with
three-year-old baggage.
Here's to the start of a new chapter :)
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